Spikeface ([info]spikeface) wrote,
@ 2008-02-20 01:37:00
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But What is Bindweed?
My poster of Icarus keeps falling down. It's irritating, but it also makes me laugh every time. The poster itself is pretty comic, since Icarus is all tragedy and woe and the nymph at the top has an expression of "Still good?"

This perfume site seems to me to have a sort of freaky subtext. But maybe I've been reading too much Xena/Argo porn.

I keep getting these really strange spam emails on my spikeface address. I made myself stop clicking on them because they hurt my brain, but the last one was entitled "cocks," and I'm very easily led astray. The email was from someone named "Kneisley Kienow," and reads like something James Joyce wrote on an off day:


Ahn nyeong,

Real men! Millionss of people accross the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girlfriendds feel brand new sexual ssensations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?

Girls! Deveelop your sexual reelationship and get even MORE pleasurre! Make your boyfriennd a gift!

Alternation between nothing and abundance as these as she faltered, here's the slate, dear mother: nora take more interest in her schooling. Lots this point especially not even particularly amusing. Was still waging a losing war with bindweed. Yes, three bills from his pocket, and, with the trembling water. Nobody knew what to do with the disaster said, surely that's very odd? Mr. Seddon said to go and identify the body. That was some time poor dick symmington hasn't the least idea of represents him as standing there in the attitude wants them will have to steal my coat to get them. Dune with his keen eyes, for he had hinted to kind. I remember it, though, said lance. I was of dust at every step. She fastened something.


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[info]bluelegend
2008-02-20 06:48 am UTC (link)
aaaaahahaha!

Oh man. I love those things.

"YOU are the best in bed, aren't you?" WTF! Maybe I'm not!

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[info]spikeface
2008-02-21 12:08 am UTC (link)
Bwahahaha scortum.

I get the top part. It's the bottom part that's like dude wtf dingo ate my baby crazy.

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[info]cool_mcsuave
2008-02-20 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Bindweed may win the battle, but we will win the war.

I tried to make a poem out of a scrambled ad for Viagra that kept mentioning Barack Obama. It didn't work.

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[info]spikeface
2008-02-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
I hope never to see "Viagra" and "Barack Obama" in the same sentence again.

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[info]dgcandace
2008-02-21 01:44 pm UTC (link)
The weird doubled letters in the top part made it sound like a snakeman was pitching the product.

I did kind of enjoy the bottom part, but the technical part of my mind keeps pulling me out of the experience so I can wonder if they've got some kind of randomizer they can aim and long chunks of text to generate this stuff, and if so, where can I get it? I love random anything.

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[info]spikeface
2008-02-24 08:15 am UTC (link)
LOL. "Ahn Nyeong" is the traditional greeting of the serpentine salesman.

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[info]skig
2008-02-24 08:05 am UTC (link)
Hi! Assuming you have read the DDG update and I'm looking for someone to whisper with about how wonderful it is and the way it is killing me to wait. I keep screaming- just have sex and talk after. Clearly I've been buying into modern sexual politics a little too much. How are you?

i really enjoyed your most recent DDG art, updated a little while ago. But I did not comment *shameful* I'm still happily anticipating my home-made gift. But I have oddles of time and apparently 3 more chapters before DDG is over. I love your Harry wall paper by the way.

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[info]spikeface
2008-02-24 08:18 am UTC (link)
I had actually just finished rereading all the previous chapters of DDG when I clicked on my flist and there was the new chapter, like a pretty gay present from the gods. I'm dying for Harry and Draco to get it on. I know Draco is going to be awesome at "regulating Harry's activities," and I really need to see those guys go at it with no holds barred. The cute moments between them are so sweet and all the angst is great but now the wait is just killing me. On the other hand, the sooner they get it on, the sooner the fic ends, and that will be boo!sad.

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[info]skig
2008-02-24 08:07 am UTC (link)
And yes, the horse-horse, horse-girl subtext is amusing and umm...a bit strange.

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