The time has come to confess this: I am wretchedly ill. I have been in sniffly denial for some time, but today it is beyond my power to deny. I was sitting wrapped in a blanket writing fighting scenes (almost as good as make-out scenes!) and I kept thinking 'Must buy milk!'
Eventually I tottered weakly down to the shop.
SHOPKEEPER: Love, I think you've had enough.
SARAH (
peers intently at the carton): But this is - I mean, this
is milk, isn't it?
SHOPKEEPER: Yes. You've been down here and bought milk three times today.
SARAH: ... Huh.
Some time later, the Durham Lass came home and flopped on the sofa.
DURHAM LASS: I need tea. Do you know, I think if I developed an allergy to tea, I would have to top myself.
SARAH: I am glad you want tea! Let's all have tea! With lots of milk!
DURHAM LASS: Oh, good, did you buy milk?
SARAH:
Don't look in the fridge!Out of pity the Durham Lass has been entertaining me with many interesting historical facts! And I have been contributing to the conversation as well.
DURHAM LASS: Do you know that the ancient Greeks used to make puns with their coinage?
SARAH: My head feels all fizzy!
DURHAM LASS: The Chinese Emperor was buried surrounded by mercury, in an elaborate tomb that may resemble the universe and that is definitely filled with treasure. We can't open it yet, but someday we may have the technology to do so and, er, not die.
SARAH (
seriously): If I had a car... I would make it go
vroom.
I am not updating to tell people merely that I am sick. That would be very dull for you all! It's also been a while since I made a books post, so I decided to recommend two books I enjoyed recently - and also to make a point connected to both of them.
My friend
sluzan and I were having one of those writing days that turn into writing nights and, since it was four a.m. and all, she decided to sleep over. Once in bed, we both broke out books: I was reading
Evernight by Claudia Gray and she was reading
Northlander by Meg Burden. I went to get a glass of water.
SUSAN: Oh God, not another redheaded heroine!
SARAH: Stop reading my book this instant!
SUSAN: ... I wasn't.
SARAH: ... Oh
God.
Look, I've liked many a redheaded heroine. But being a redhead is
rare, you guys. And I'm saying this as an
Irish person. And the fact it's rare is reflected in that you see an appropriate amount (i.e. few) minor characters with red hair. But redheaded heroines are everywhere! To the point where when I opened Diana Wynne Jones's
House of Many Ways and found a redheaded heroine, I winced.
I winced at a Diana Wynne Jones book. Such a thing should not be.
The redheadedness of their heroines aside, these were good books!
( House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones: Books, True Love and Disgustingly Pretty Wizards )( Evernight by Claudia Gray: Boarding School, Vampires and Blisteringly Hot Make-out Scenes )So, any book recs for me? Equal romances? Down-to-earth magic? Only non-redheaded heroines may apply. (Unless the book is
really awesome.)